I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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