Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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