Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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