Walk of Shame. In a state park.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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