if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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