i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
