did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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