Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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