I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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