Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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