are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.