it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.