I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs