You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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