I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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