i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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