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(702): View more from Nevada

Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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(425): View more from Washington

i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(937): View more from Ohio

All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.

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(310): View more from California

Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"

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