big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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