Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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