Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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