I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Randomize
