margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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