Please, let me fuck your mom
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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