what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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