North Korea, Best Korea!
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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