the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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