Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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