They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"