Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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