A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.