I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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