I swear she didn't look like that last week.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
That's how pantless uber rides happen
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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