OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
