Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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