Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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