I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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