i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i believe in u and ur pee
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