I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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