Reggie can tackle my bush.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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