never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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