I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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