There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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