If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
