Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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