I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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