I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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