i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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