And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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