I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Houston, we have a blender
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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