it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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