well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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