My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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