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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
whose parrot is this?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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