i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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