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(773): View more from Illinois

i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(941): View more from Florida

I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??

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(207): View more from Maine

Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child

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(847): View more from Illinois

When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Sad Megan is Sad

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Have you been drinking my beer?

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(206): View more from Washington

I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate

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(614): View more from Ohio

Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night

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