just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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