whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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