She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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