Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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