You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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