Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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